I find Xena guilty of being . . .
Magnificent, Glorious, Wonderful, Fantastic, Awesome, Ferocious, Sexy, Stunning, Blindingly Gorgeous, Titillating, Superior, Mighty, Excellent, All-Supreme, and HOT.
Case dismissed!
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Elfrieda |
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Fine, if we're going to have a trial . . .
I find Xena guilty of being . . . Magnificent, Glorious, Wonderful, Fantastic, Awesome, Ferocious, Sexy, Stunning, Blindingly Gorgeous, Titillating, Superior, Mighty, Excellent, All-Supreme, and HOT. Case dismissed!
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Excellently put Elfrieda i couldnt have put it better myself! how can u put OUR LORD CONQUEROR on trial when she is perfect and infinatly
better than any living being!? U CANT!! ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO PRACTICAL!
HAIL XENA!!!!!! SoilderofAoX86
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abbaspice1 |
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I think the leaders of the AoX hae told why we are having this trial. That should be good enough for the AoX folks.
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abbaspice1 wrote: I am touched by your concern with AoX discipline, but the AoX High Council understands very well that the mere thought of prosecuting the Glorious One is
so unthinkable and so WRONG, that no sane AoX soldier could resist throwing a fit and venting their rage. Just consider the loyal AoX soldiers as the angry
crowd - vigilant and unforgiving of any mistakes the prosecution might make.
As the Minister of Disinformation said, we are ready to defend Xena to the death, if the judge would care to start the trail. Also, a list of all members
of the prosecution should be immediately made available to the defense! A list of witnesses should also be submitted for the approval of the judge. The AoX
also needs to know WHO is accusing Xena of these crimes, is it the PLA as a whole? Individual PLA representatives? Or are these accusations not sanctioned by
the PLA at all? We need to know who we're dealing with here.
the AoX Defense Team will consist of: AoX Defense Team
HAILXENA GracieAoX The AoX reserves the right to add or remove people from the AoX Defense team, if it becomes necessary to share the workload or to replace an incapacitated member. the AoX will call the following witnesses to testify: AoX Witness List:
SoilderofXena86 Private BarkX Toa Xena Pirinihehe dogmatiqua 40000 peasants in overcrowded Japa village
nameless peasants throughout Greece Gabrielle Ares God of War The AoX reserves the right to add witnesses to this list as the trail progresses. The AoX also reserves the right to remove witnesses from the list if it is found that the witness is hostile to our agenda. Witnesses may be called to the stand in ANY ORDER. The AoX also reserves the right to completely change the above 2 lists after the prosecution submits a list of formal charges.
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Elfrieda |
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I will gladly act as court stenographer.
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HardGrin |
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great!
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SoilderofAoX86 |
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Commander i am willing to do whatever that is deemed nessacry by you the General and the High Council! let me know and i will be right on
it!
HAIL XENA!!! SoilderofAoX86
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* ** Before the trial commences the Prosecution seeks assurance from the Court that in the
event of a Guilty verdict the Prosecution and Defence will be permitted to make representations regarding appropriate sentencing.
Other than that, the Prosecution is ready. THE PROSECUTION TEAM Twomoods, RebelRebel Tea Lady of the PLA My unstrategy is To Be Brilliant when necessary, otherwise to simply lay out the facts of the case. dogmatiqua, Assistant Persecutor for the PLA My strategy is To Be Drunk when necessary, otherwise to simply lay around and laugh at the case.
PROSECUTION WITNESS LIST
Rob Tapert
Xena
Dramatic Surprise Witness (unconfirmed)
Assorted Victims as required.
* Same provisos as the Defence re changes
HAILXENA -
>>>>>The AoX also needs to know WHO is accusing Xena of these crimes,
is it the PLA as a whole? Individual PLA representatives? Or are these accusations not sanctioned by the PLA at all? We need to know who we're dealing
with here.
Last Edited By: dogmatiqua
07/05/08 21:52:50.
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HardGrin |
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We need to set up the tribunal.
so far the judges are me and tobias, the PLA also needs to pick a judge. If they dont want to someone will be appointed. And maybe we can have the formal charges before we begin. am i forgetting anything, i could be. so point it out please. I'll open up the Trial Thread soon. |
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What the fuck? I am so on the Persecuting Team. I mean, Prosecuting. I wish to be Assistant Persecutor, please. Thank you. I can still be a witness
for the AoX though, don't worry. I'm all unbiased and open-minded and stuff.
~ dogmatiqua
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